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Post by Elandra on Mar 26, 2004 10:33:21 GMT -5
Well, a man such as he is, there's just a whole lot to go around, I guess! ;D
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Post by Luthien on Mar 28, 2004 13:12:04 GMT -5
I guess that is true. ;D So very true. Thanx.
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Post by Helke~Greenleaf on Mar 28, 2004 16:12:15 GMT -5
I'm Helke Greenleaf, the Captianess of Osgiliath. My hobbies are riding around on my Nazgul Fell Beastie Wingflame, and kicking orc-but. I also enjoy hanging out at pubs, drawing, swimming, chasing after Faramir and Legolas(yes- especially the elf!) and doing absolutly nothing! And I'm completely insane... ;D
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Post by Aman on Mar 28, 2004 20:25:01 GMT -5
i'm still me and very scary muahahaha
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Post by Thorin on Mar 31, 2004 22:26:46 GMT -5
A hail and hearty greeting, good lords and ladies! My name is Thorin Oakenshield, but all of you can just call me Thorin the Great, or Thorin the Mighty, or Thorin the Amazingly Good-Looking Dwarf, or any other name you deem worthy of this humble adventerer and soon to be King under the Lonely Mountain. As for my hobbies, well... I enjoy riding atop my griffin Beorn along with my ferret Durin as I explore the lands of Middle Earth in search of Treasure and Adventure. I have a certain fondness for treasure, you see. I also enjoy slaying orcs and dragons (But don't get me wrong,I only slay the wild variety that seems interested in harassing dwarves. Your pet dragons are safe from me!). I am also fond of hearing tall tales and occasionally telling them. I may even sing an old dwarvish ballad from time to time, but everyone seems to disappear when I do... On the occasional rainy day, I also enjoy a good game of hobbit-punting!
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Post by Luthien on Apr 2, 2004 21:27:56 GMT -5
Well, welcome with our humblest greetings to our wonderful site. We are glad that you have joined and decided to be the ruler of the Lonely Mountain.
Luthien
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Post by Thorin on Apr 21, 2004 17:27:41 GMT -5
Why thank you, milady. I would have responded to your kind welcome sooner, but I was off on a perilous quest for one ancient treasure or another. However, now that I have been named King under the Mountain, I will be around much more often! Yes you will hear many a fantastic story, like the time when I...
(*Launches into an extremely long and most likely heavily exaggerated story that drags on just a little too long. Everyone slowly leaves the dwarf to go do something else...*)
... And so I was named a hero yet again... Hey! Where did everyone go?
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Post by Menelvagor on May 31, 2004 15:04:00 GMT -5
~~Hello!! I am Corthaur, Powers of Arda, but you can call me Menelvagor. My Valar was a terible angel! He shouldn't even be up there!!! But, it's ok, i like it that i'm evil!!!I am 1003 years old and I was raised in Mordor by Sauron, my step-father. I am really a wizard gone bad! You might know my great cousin, Gandolf! My parent's tided me on a dragon when i was 2 weeks old because i pushed my sister, Nwern, into the fire. It was really funny!! And so........Sauron found me. I am 5' 10'' and I love to watch hobbits dieing, like my father! I love it went he blood oozes out of the body! I love Orc Stew and I would like to have a Dragon of my own someday. I like to walk around Mordor at night and listen to the torchering with my love, Wethera of Mordor. She is pure evil. Her father is the great, great, great grandson of Sauron. She is only 999 years old, she is WAY to young for me, but she is great, even if i am related to her! Even if i am evil, i still like to meet new and wiser people, but watch out, i do have a power to throw fireballs!!!! O, yes, I would just like to say thanks to Amberdil Loralya Lalaith and to my grandmother Aman and my brother billyjoejimbob, and last, not least, my Aunt Luthien! O, and i would just like to say that i moved from Mordor to the Bay of Befalas!~~ ;D
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Post by Luthien on May 31, 2004 21:05:37 GMT -5
well, you should be thanking me, but we've only just met. I'm Aman's sister, so that would make me your Aunt Luthien. Just ask Valak, I'm one of the best aunt's he's ever had. Well, I would like to welcome you to this wonderful site, and I hope you like it just as good as everyone else here.
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Post by Aman on Jun 2, 2004 21:00:16 GMT -5
i'm a grandmother and i feel old waaaaaaaa
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Post by Estrella on Jun 14, 2004 18:26:43 GMT -5
Hello, I am Estrella of The Bay of Befalas! My father, Menelvagor, adopted me and training me to learn his evil ways. But he doesn't understand that i want to be a good elf! I don't want to be evil like him! I am 800 years old and I like to ride my wonderful white horse and studdy the stars. I was born in Rivendale, to my mother, Ricora, and to my father, Ywern. I used to go out will Legolas...until he went to war. I would like to thank my father for adopting me!! THX!!
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Post by Aman on Jun 16, 2004 17:54:16 GMT -5
WELCOME ALL NEW MEMBERS! ;D
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Post by Lephanon on Jun 29, 2004 20:34:44 GMT -5
My name is Lephanon and as you all should know, I am The Kick-Butt Queen Of Mirkwood and also a skilled part-time archer and I kick MEGA butt. So YEE, HAW, come to Mirkwood because it is the COOLEST place in all Middle Earth!!!!!!!
I have a cool sidekick named Porto (I think that's his name, and yes, it's weird) He kicks people's butts too, but only when I'm not available to do so.
I also have a new super dog named Kachoo, who is the BOMB!!!!!
So just keep your nose out of trouble and no trouble will come to you because if you do get in trouble then.... BOM BOM BOM... I have a kick butt army of 75,000+ warriors and elves and stuff that will KICK YOUR BUTT PLUS 6 AND A HALF!!!
Anyways....
The army is my creation and I have created it with my own kick butt super powers. It is called M.A.K.E.- Mirkwood's Army of Kick-butt Elves.
So watch your back or...... *popochipopochipopochipopochi* We are the elves in green and we will split your spleen You'd better watch your back or we'll attack *popochipopochipopochipopochi* We are the elves in blue and we just might kill you You'd better watch your head or you will end up dead *popochipopochipopochipopochi* We are the elves in brown so don't you dare frown You'd better watch your face because you're a disgrace! *popochipopochipopochipopochi* We are the elves in black and we are back! You'd better get on down, because WE are in town! *popochipopochipopochipopochi* Yea!!!
THE END
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Post by Aman on Jun 29, 2004 22:55:23 GMT -5
lol that was pretty good lephy! and i am the almighty aman and i'm in love with elijah wood and thats about it!
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