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Post by Elandra on Mar 29, 2004 3:21:14 GMT -5
Wizard:You are tracking the footsteps of two young hobbits Aragorn:Where are they? Wizard:They passed this way the day before yesterday. They met someone they did not expect. Does that comfort you? Aragorn:Who are you? Show yourself! Gandalf steps from the light and reveals himself Aragorn: Gandalf! Gandalf: Gandalf? Yes, that was my name.That is what they used to call me. Gimli: Gandalf... Gandalf: Yes, as I just said, that was my name. Legolas: Mithrandir... Gandalf: Oh, is this like a name game? Yeah, that was my name! Aragorn: Gandalf? Gandalf: Yep, but you know that was said already, try again. Legolas: Gandalf... You were saying about the hobbits? Gandalf: Yeah yeah, hobbits went with the ents, big deal, no let's continue, this game is fun! Aragorn: Saruman? Gandalf: Nope, try again. Legolas: You know, we have to get on with the story. The fans are waiting... Gandalf: Oh poo, they'll love this, they're fans of anything Tolkien related. Aragorn: Smaug? Gandalf: Nope, try again. Legolas and Gimli start walking away. Orlando: You know, some day, I'm gonna find out who in the name of Eru thought up method acting and kill them.
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Post by Findecano on Apr 1, 2004 22:36:19 GMT -5
Legolas: Final count, 42 Gimli: 42, well thats not bad for a pointy eared elf princeling. I myself am sitting pretty on 43 Legolas: There 43. Ha, you stupid dwarf. You can sit up now Gimli. Gilmli? Aragorn: Since you just shot Gimli, does that count as 42 and a half? Orlando:Woops, I actually shot him! Viggo: not again. Dress him up like an orc and deny all knowlege of him.
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Post by Luthien on Apr 25, 2004 12:14:40 GMT -5
Frodo: Sam this ring is growing heavier Sam: Mr. Frodo is everything alright Frodo: Sam this ring is growing heavier Sam: Mr. Frodo, WHAT? Frodo: Sam this ring is growing heavier Sam: UHH, do you want me to carry it? Frodo: Sam this ring is growing heavier Sam: Okay this is really starting to get old MR. FRODO Frodo: Sam this ring is growing heavier Sam: Okay who left on the broken record BACKSTAGE; Viggo: This is going to be funny, let's see what he says Orlando: I told you this would be a good idea John: What's going on Viggo: Nothing much just getting back at "Sam and Frodo" for taking the show away from us. John: do you mean getting back at them Orlando: Well, did you hear, that they are not going to call it Fellowship of the Ring, Two Towers, and Return of the King. It's only going to be the Mission of Frodo, The Two Wonderers, and Return of the Shire. John: Those good for nothing kids. Viggo: No kidding.
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Post by Aman on Jun 5, 2004 18:20:53 GMT -5
um that was pretty godd but i'm retarded so i can't think of any
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Post by Luthien on Jun 8, 2004 13:56:37 GMT -5
well that's fine. I've been having troubles with some of these myself.
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Post by Aman on Jun 9, 2004 18:43:28 GMT -5
ho, hum, ho hum
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Post by Helke~Greenleaf on Jun 29, 2004 14:00:40 GMT -5
LoL, these are good...I just can't be funny enough to write one...*sigh*
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Post by Aman on Jun 29, 2004 14:26:55 GMT -5
i hear ya... the one i did do was retarded so yea i suck!
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Post by Lephanon on Aug 10, 2004 16:32:57 GMT -5
Ok....Umm....I'm not good at this but I'll try....
Eomer: What business does an elf, a man, and a dwarf have in the Riddermark? Speak quickly!
Gimli: Give me your name, horsemaster and I shall give you mine!
Eomer: *looking very grumpy* I would cut off your head, dwarf, if it stood but a little higher from the ground.
Gimli: *grumbling to himself* Well, that shows how skilled YOU are.
Eomer: Theoden no longer recognizes friend from foe. Not even his own kin.
Gimli: Hey, it wasn't your line, buddy!
Eomer: *very grumpy* Well, Aragorn wasn't saying his line. He needs to speak quickly!
Gimli: What's with you and speaking quickly?
Aragorn: I didn't say my line because I was waiting for a certain elf to say his!
Gimli: Hey, speaking of a certain elf, where is that living barbie doll anyways?
Legolas: *wandering along the riverbank* It isn't the East shore that worries me. A shadow and a threat has been growing in my mind.
Aragorn: Hey, Legolas, get your butt over here! It's your turn!
Legolas: Geez, man. What's wrong with a person practicing their lines?!
Eomer: Speak quickly!
Gimli: *rolls eyes*
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Post by Aman on Aug 11, 2004 19:18:26 GMT -5
that was pretty good, lephy
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Post by Elandra on Oct 29, 2004 5:40:52 GMT -5
The real reason why Frodo went to Mount Doom:
Gandalf: We must destroy the ring Elrond: Oh can't you stop talking about the ring already Aragorn: Yes, you are right, the ring must be destroyed. Elrond: Again with the bloody ring... Gimli: I agree Elrond: Uh... Legolas: Me too Elrond: bloody ring.... Gandalf: Yes, it must be destroyed, but how? Elrond: Enough with the bloody ring... Frodo: Yes, how do we destroy the ring? Elrond: Why don't you stick it where the sun does not shine? *awkward silence* Gandlaf: Yes, master Elrond is right! The ring must go to Mount Doom! Elrond: *mumbling* well not exactly what I meant but...
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