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Post by Luthien on Mar 21, 2004 21:39:54 GMT -5
That's good.
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Post by Elandra on Mar 22, 2004 2:48:10 GMT -5
Luthien: LOL!!! That was funny!!! ;D ;D
Okay, so we're moving to blond jokes eh? Must warn you, I've heard them all, being on the lighter side myself... Heh!
Q: What do you get when three blonds stand in a line with their ears pressed to each others?
A: A windtunnel
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Post by Iluvatar on Mar 23, 2004 21:50:31 GMT -5
Hehehehehe these have all been REALLY funny!!! now before we vere off into the blond jokes... i have a few jokes on idiocy... bwahahhahhaa
Why did the idiot jump off the Umpire State building?
To prove to his girlfriend that he had guts!!!
Why did the idiot throw the clock out the window?
To prove to his girlfriend that time flys!!
Ok now some of my blond jokes... mwahahhahahaahhaha
Ok there was this blond and she walks into a department store and she gos to the clerk and askes to buy that T.V. But the clerk says "I do not sell to blonds!!"
The blond got mad and so she went to dye her hair brown. And she came back to the department store and asked to buy the T.V and the clerk said "i do not sell to blonds." Now the blond was really mad!!! so she went and dyed her hair Red and she came back and still the same reply "I do not sell to blonds" So after her 5 attempt she asked how the clerk knew she was blond. And he replied, "The reason i do not sell to blonds is because that is not a T.V it is a Microwave!" ;D ;D
Why did the 2 blonds drown after the pick up they were in crashed into the river?
Well because they were blonds they were riding in the flat back of the pick up and when it went into the water they could not get the tail gate down. ;D ;D
Bwahahahhahaa i have alot more but that is all for now!!!
*then Iluvatar sips another drink of her coffee*
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Post by Elandra on Mar 26, 2004 10:13:00 GMT -5
Allright, here goes:
A woman purchased a new closet, that you had to put together on your own. When she came home, she put it together, but they lived so close to the railway, that when the train came, the closet fell apart. The woman assembled the closet a bunch of times, but it was always the same: when the train came, it came tumbling down.
So the woman went to the store and asked that someone came to help her, because she really could not get this closet standing. A man came and put it together, but as soon as the next train came, it came tumbling down. The man came up with an idea and said to the woman: "Let's go inside the closet this time and when the train comes, we'll see where the problem is." This sounded like a good plan and the two stepped inside the closet and waited for the train.
But the womans husband came home before the train came and noticed the new closet his wife had purchased and opened it to find the salesrep in the closet with his wife. The salesrep looked from man to wife, sighed, closed his eyes and said: "Okay, hit me, let's get it over with. You're not gonna believe we're waiting for the train anyway...."
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Post by Iluvatar on Mar 27, 2004 11:10:30 GMT -5
hehehe thats funny!! mwahahahah!!
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Post by Elandra on Mar 28, 2004 10:06:54 GMT -5
Okay, I promise this one is good:
How do you know an elf is calling you?
Three rings
heheheh... Okay, so I lied... sue me...
Why did the asthmatic dwarf leave the Lonely Mountain?
Because the Smaug got bad!
hehehheh... they're just getting worse
What did Pippin do when he got drunk?
Started to feel Merry.
What did Merry do?
Took off.
heheheheh... best be sitting down now... *sits and sips her drink*
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Post by Luthien on Mar 28, 2004 14:20:41 GMT -5
(I'm a real blonde, so you think I have BLONDE jokes)HEHEHe Those were some good ones
Here we go,
What do you call Legolas in a pine tree
Greenleaf
Okay that was bad,
How was Gimili able to reach Legolas's head
While Legolas was sleeping
Okay that was worst,
but I'm thinking of these as I go. So sue me
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Post by scuby on May 8, 2004 19:32:46 GMT -5
whats a tradigy when 3 blondes die in a car crash
there could have been six of them
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Post by valaraukar on May 9, 2004 15:48:11 GMT -5
Hahaha nice... ;D
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Post by Luthien on May 14, 2004 21:30:45 GMT -5
What did the Blonde say when she saw herself in a mirror?
"Hey, I know a person that looks just like you"
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Post by Wildchild on May 21, 2004 9:25:36 GMT -5
ok here it gose
why did the blond get fired from the m&m factery?
she ceaped throwing away the w's
ok that was lame but here is another one
if a blond and a brownet jumped of a clif which one would hit first? the brownet cause the blond had to stop and ask for directions.
those are dumb o well ;D
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Post by Wildchild on May 22, 2004 10:09:33 GMT -5
OK. WHAT DID THE SHORT THERMOMETER SAY TO THE TALL THERMOMETER? YOUR LOOKING FARE IN HIGHT
THAT WAS DUMB O WELL ITS MY BIRTHDAY
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Post by Aman on Jun 5, 2004 15:00:07 GMT -5
that was my joke you dumb butt! and its farenheit(pronounced: fair-in-height)!
Why did the blonde climb over the glass wall?
to see what was on the other side
here's a joke that only findecano and lephanon will understand: rubberband!
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Post by Glorfindel on Oct 12, 2004 22:00:28 GMT -5
This is my blonde joke. ;D This blonde woman goes to see the doctor to look at her finger and he asks her how that happened and she said that she shot her self in the head. the doctor being baffeled at this response asked the blonde woman to explain. so she starts telling this doctor how it happened. "i wanted to kill my self so i got a gun and put on my chest, then i thought this was stupid because i just spent $300 on plastic surgary. then i put the gun in my mouth, then i thought again how stupid this was because i was just at the dentist yesterday and spent a fortune. So i decided to put the gun against my ear and just shoot, then i thought how stupid this was and put my finger and plugged my other ear because i knew that the gunshot shot would be really loud." i like the joke, and all of yous guys who don't like it, well you just smell bad!  |
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