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Post by Estrella on Aug 28, 2004 15:51:22 GMT -5
King of Swamp Castle : You only killed the bride's father, you know.
Sir Lancelot : Well, I didn't mean to.
King of Swamp Castle : Didn't mean to? You put your sword right through his head.
Sir Lancelot : Oh dear... is he all right?
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Shadow
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Post by Shadow on Oct 3, 2004 18:01:07 GMT -5
Rofl. I love that movie.
King of Swamp Castle : Listen, Alice...
Prince Herbert : Herbert.
King of Swamp Castle : Herbert...
Brother Maynard : It reads, 'Here may be found the last words of Joseph of Aramathia. He who is valiant and pure of spirit may find the holy grail in the Castle of Aaauuuggghhh... '
King Arthur : What?
Brother Maynard : 'The Castle of Aaaauuuggghhhh'
Sir Bedevere : What is that?
Brother Maynard : He must of died while carving it.
King Arthur : Look if he was dying he wouldn't have bothered to carve 'Aaaaauuuggghhh' on the rock he would of just said it.
Galahad : Maybe he was dictating?
King Arthur : Oh Shut up.
King of Swamp Castle : Guards, make sure the prince doesn't leave this room until I come and get him.
Guard #1 : Not to leave the room... even if you come and get him.
Guard #2 : [hiccups]
King of Swamp Castle : No, no. *Until* I come and get him.
Guard #1 : Until you come and get him, we're not to enter the room.
King of Swamp Castle : No, no, no. You *stay* in the room, and make sure *he* doesn't leave.
Guard #1 : And you'll come and get him.
Guard #2 : [hiccups]
King of Swamp Castle : Right.
Guard #1 : We don't need to do anything, apart from just stop him entering the room.
King of Swamp Castle : No, no. *Leaving* the room.
Guard #1 : Leaving the room, yes.
King of Swamp Castle : All right?
Guard #2 : [hiccups]
Guard #1 : Right. Oh, if, if, if, uh, if, if, uh, if, if, if, we... oh, if... oh...
King of Swamp Castle : Look, it's quite simple. You just stay here, and make sure he doesn't leave the room. All right?
Guard #2 : [hiccups]
Guard #1 : Oh, I remember, uh, can he leave the room with us?
King of Swamp Castle : No, no, no, no, you just keep him in here, and make sure...
Guard #1 : Oh yeah, we'll keep him in here, obviously, but if he had to leave, and we were with him...
King of Swamp Castle : No, just keep him in here...
Guard #1 : Until you, or anyone else...
King of Swamp Castle : No, not anyone else. Just me.
Guard #1 : Just you.
Guard #2 : [hiccups]
King of Swamp Castle : Get back.
Guard #1 : Get back.
King of Swamp Castle : All right?
Guard #1 : Right, we'll stay here until you get back.
King of Swamp Castle : And make sure he doesn't leave.
Guard #1 : What?
King of Swamp Castle : Make sure he doesn't leave.
Guard #1 : The prince?
King of Swamp Castle : Yes, make sure he doesn't leave.
Guard #1 : Oh, yes, of course.
[Points at Guard #2]
Guard #1 : I thought you meant him. You know, it seemed a bit daft me I were to guard him when he's a guard.
King of Swamp Castle : Is that clear?
Guard #2 : [hiccups]
Guard #1 : Oh, quite clear. No problems.
King of Swamp Castle : Right.
[King of Swamp Castle turns to leave the room, both guards follow him]
King of Swamp Castle : Where are you going?
Guard #1 : We're coming with you.
King of Swamp Castle : No, no, no. I want you to stay here and make sure *he* doesn't leave.
Guard #1 : Oh, I see. Right.
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Post by Iluvatar on Oct 10, 2004 0:54:28 GMT -5
Omg Shadow!!! thats awsome!
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Post by Nice Guy Eddie on Oct 10, 2004 0:56:28 GMT -5
Tis just a flesh wound!
what he going to do? nibble your bum off?
suddenly the animator suffered from a heart attack
1....2....4........ 3 sire. 3!
A GRAIL?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Some call me Tim
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