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Post by Elandra on Mar 20, 2004 7:58:59 GMT -5
I remember having loads of fun with spoofs at one point...
Hama: I cannot allow you before Theoden -king so armed, Gandalf grayhame. By order of Grima Wormtounge
*They give up thier weapons*
Hama: "Your staff"
Gandalf: Hmm? Oh. *jedi mind trick* You do not need to take my staff
Hama:I do not need to take your staff
Gandlaf: You will take me to your leader now
Hama: I will take you to my leader now
Gandalf: And after that you can run accross the street to get me some orange sherbert. There’s a nice lad!
Or how about this one:
Eomer: I would cut off your head if it stood but a little higher from the ground
Legolas points an arrow at Eomer:You would di-
Gimli to Legolas: Easy, elf, easy. Look lad, calm down and go find me box!
;D
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Post by Iluvatar on Mar 20, 2004 11:27:39 GMT -5
tshhhh thats funny!!! now i just need to think of one!! this may take me a while..... ya... it will
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Post by Elandra on Mar 20, 2004 12:11:18 GMT -5
Mauhur: What is it?What do you smell?
Ugluk: Manflesh!
Pippin (to himself): Aragorn (begins to pull the pin from his cape)
Mauhur: You Elf! It’s the lunchpackages mom packed us!
Ugluk:Doh! Well, orcourse...
Aragorn (picks the leaf pin from the ground): Not idly do the leaves of Lorien fall
Legolas: They might yet be alive
Aragorn: You Orc! Doh? If the leaves have fallen they are dead! Stupid elf...
Legolas smacks him on the head
Aragorn: Auch!
Legolas: I meant the blimmin’ hobbits!
Aragorn: Sorry...
(I can just see the way Orlis mouth would curve up in anger on that one! hihihi...)(Though can’t really know how they could find the pin, if Pip didn’t toss it?)
*Behind the scenes after Viggos mixup:
John Rhyse-Davies: (comes puffing) I’m wasted on cross-country...
Orli: Go back John, Viggo scrwed it again...
John: Oh man? Again? (Smacks Viggo on the head) You try running in 50 pund gear all day and see how it feels
Viggo: I said I was sorry didn’t I (they both smack him on the head) #nosmileys
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Post by Elandra on Mar 21, 2004 9:00:23 GMT -5
Hih, this is a good one.
Gimli: Legolas, two already
Legolas: I’m on seventeen
Gimli: Arg! I’ll have no pointy-ear outscoring me! (Gimli pulls a full - automatic from his armour)
Gimli: 200, 210, 220...
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Post by Luthien on Mar 21, 2004 15:50:06 GMT -5
Gimili: I can't make it across myself
Aragorn: (Glares at the little dwarf in shame)
Gimili: Don't tell the elf
Aragorn: You bet I will tell the elf( Grabs Gimili and tosses him across. But seemed to throw him too far.
CUT!!!!!!
John: Why in the Hell did you do that? What do you have a problem with short people?Huh?
Viggo: Of course I don't. I thought it would be funny seeing a flying dwarf.
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Post by Elandra on Mar 21, 2004 15:55:00 GMT -5
LOL Luthien! ;D That was great!
GIMLI: Most have too many years on their shoulders...
LEGOLAS: Or too few. Look at them. They’re frightened. I can see it in their eyes. Boe a hûn: neled herain dan caer menig.
ARAGORN: Si beriathar hýn. Amar nâ ned Edoras.
LEGOLAS: Aragorn, men i ndagor. Hýn ú-ortheri. Natha daged aen."
ARAGORN:Then I shall die as one them!
All the men look at them afraid
Legolas: what?
Aragorn: You heard me. I'll die as one of them!
Legolas: Die? Who said anything about dying? I was trying to point out in elvish that your holy long-johns are showing and they're not showing a very nice part of you... What did you think I meant?
Aragorn leaves all red pulling down his coat at the back.
Gimli slaps the snickering elf playfully: Now, Now... You should be a little nicer to him, lad.
Legolas (can't help laughing): know, I know but he's just such an easy target...
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Post by Luthien on Mar 21, 2004 16:12:58 GMT -5
(That was awesome)
Aragorn: *bending down listening to the ground* There pase has quickened. They must have know we' re coming.
Legolas: Well, ya think
Aragorn: Shut up,........Where is Gimili
Legolas: *legolas turns around and peers into the distance* He has turned West. Totally in the wrong position where we're at.
Aragorn: I thought you had an eye on him the whole trip. Now I know I should never trust an elf to do a man's job!
Legolas: You know what Aragorn, you can just kiss my Leaf.
*Both Aragorn and Legolas hear a fant huffing and puffing in the distance*
Aragorn: There is the missing link now
Gimili: *huff, Puff* where were you guys? One minute you were there, than the next you weren't
Legolas: Well, maybe you should grow longer legs so you can see where your going and maybe keep up.
Gimili: *Draws out his mace*
Aragorn: There has been enough bloodshed already.
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Post by Elandra on Mar 21, 2004 16:17:38 GMT -5
OKay, hehehehe, this is a Monthy Python thing... hope you hif it ;D
Aragorn:Ride out with me one last time.
THEODEN:Yes. Yes! The Horn of Helm Hammerhand shall sound in the deep one last time.
GIMLI:Yes!
Gimli climbs up to blow the Horn. Aragorn and rest get ready to ride out. GImli runs and runs. Does the Monthy Python thing (Runs but doesn't seem to get anywhere) Aragorn and rest are wating, waiting, waiting...)
Legolas: Come on, dwarf! We're ready
Gimli: Huf, puf, Just a few more steps...
Aragorn looks at the time, Theoden taps the rythm of "All the white little horses" on his sadle.
Gimli: A few more...
Aragorn: Come on, you stupid dwarf!
Gimli stops: who are you calling stupid? (takes a few steps back)
Legolas: No, no, don't come down, I'll smack him for you, just blow the grrr horn! (smacks Aragorn)
Aragorn: Auch!
Legolas: Sorry, no can do, called the dwarf stupid.
Gimli: Aah! Finally!
Legolas, Aragorn and Theoden & rest ride out of the hall. When they've burst out from the hall they slow down.
Aragorn: What the... (No orcs in sight, Gimli comes puffing from the tower.)
Legolas: Oh good one, you stupid dwarf! Gandalfs already been here! Now we don't get to kill orc!
GImli: Sorry guys... Well, there's always the battle at the gates of Mordor, eh?
Legolas: Yeah, I guess so... How did you get down so fast?
Gimli: Took the elevator.
Legolas: Oh, right, right.
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Post by Luthien on Mar 21, 2004 16:32:03 GMT -5
(Continue from above)
Aragorn: Well, that's even if the battle is already over
Legolas: What time is it?
Gimili: What are you guys saying? Your calling me short and fat aren't you?
Aragorn: Gimili I didn't hear anyone call you anything? Maybe your hearing things?
Gimili: So now your calling me deaf huh? *sits down and pouts*
Legolas: Get up Gimili we need to go now/
Gimili: What did some one say something?
Aragorn: Quit playing this childish game and lets make like a tree and leave!
Gimili: So what now your calling me a little child? Look what I do and this is all the respect I get?
Legolas: Who said we were showing respect? We were just making a statement about you behind your back, but unfortunalty you heard!
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Post by Aman on Mar 22, 2004 21:42:58 GMT -5
Frodo: They're here, they've come Sam: Who's coming, Mr. Frodo? Frodo: They are. Sam: Who? Frodo:They are! Sam: that's it i refuse to work with you anymore! i can't work with you if you won't tell me anything! *starts throwing a fit and yells* I'LL BE IN MY TRAILER!!! SORRY MY ENTER KEY DOESN'T WORK. <<There you go hun!  >> |
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Post by Luthien on Mar 25, 2004 20:39:19 GMT -5
That was pretty good Aman, for your first time doing the Misc Spoofs.
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Post by Elandra on Mar 26, 2004 10:00:31 GMT -5
LOL Aman! ;D
Gimli (Rumaging through pile of flesh finds a belt): It's one of their little belts...
Legolas: Hiro îth a-
Aragorn: Wait, let me see that (Legolas roles his eyes as Aragorn takes the belt in his hand and lookes at it closesly): Aah! I was right! This can't be their belt!
Gimli: How come?
Aragorn: See the little carving there?
Gimli & Legolas: Uuuh... No.
Aragorn: Exactly! Merrys and Pips Lothlorien swords had carving right in that spot! This hasn't! It can't be theirs!
Legolas: So let me get this straight. You are suggesting that these orcs, which we know, though mostly by your tracking, to be the same ones, who caught Merry and Pip, have had with them other childlike creaturest with almost exactly identical belts on them but, and prepare for it, here comes the whoper, but for that little tiny carving?
Aragorn (seems deep in thought then nodds his head, smiles and says): Yeah!
Legolas(smacks him in the head): You stupid idiot...
Aragorn: Autch... What? (Gimli stand up from his knees and smacks Aragorn aswell) Auch! What?
Orlando: Did you ever start to think that you were getting a TAD BIT TOO much into character?
Viggo to PJ: Do I do the kicking scene now?
PJ (holds his heads in his hands and utters in deep pain): Sure Viggo, do the bloddy helmet scene...
Aragorn: Aaaa-AAAAAAAAAH! (Viggo jumps on one foot and holds the other)
Orlando: Oh for crying out loud, Viggo, what now?
Viggo (in a small voice): I think I broke my toe...
Everybody roles their eyes at Viggo
PJ: Cut.CUT! Did the heli get too far yet?
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Post by Luthien on Mar 28, 2004 14:43:17 GMT -5
LOL! that was good.
Backstage, Behind the Scenes type thing.
Viggo: You stupid.........Elf.......what do you think your trying to do, ruin my shot on the big screen.
Orlando: Sorry, but it's my job. They told me I had to be the cute looking one. Unlike you, your dirty all the time.
Viggo: What's that suppose to mean?
Orlando: It's suppose to mean as it sounds. You're dirty, you stink, and you look like you never take a shower.
Viggo: Well, okay, but what about you?
Orlando: What do you mean, "What about me?"
Viggo: You seem so clean, so friendly to John all the time. Some people think that your gay of something.
Orlando: So, what if there true
Viggo: So that explains all the manicures and pedicures you get!
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Post by Elandra on Mar 28, 2004 15:10:12 GMT -5
Eowyn: Where is she?
Aragorn: Who?
Eowyn: The woman who gave you that necklace.
Aragorn: Oh, oh.. Don't you worry your pretty little head with that. She's history, we're not together anymore.
Eowyn: Promise?
Aragorn: Babe, you're the only one for me.
A Rohan woman comes forward and slaps Aragorn.
Aragorn: Auch!
Rohan woman: You said I was your only one!
A bunch of women gather around.
Woman 1: You told ME I was the only one!
Woman 2: No I'm his only one!
cries of "No, I" can be heard all around. Aragorn is surronded by angry women.
Aragorn: Yes, well.. babes, I...
Rohan soldier: WARG ATTACK!
Aragorn mounts his horse: Sorry, gotta go! Aragorn flies from the angry women.
Killing wargs and orcs: Whew, peace at last!
Orc woman: Hey Aragorn? Are we still up for that date tonight?
Aragorn: (Flirting) Sure thing, babe!
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Post by Luthien on Mar 28, 2004 15:34:00 GMT -5
Ya, I always thought Aragorn was a chick magnet. That was awesome *Aragorn, Legolas, and Gimili watch the 2 hobbits cross the River* Aragorn: Our jouney is to help the others from the orcs Legolas: Why can't we follow them? Gimili: What are you afraid of WATER? Legolas: (whispers to Gimili)must be, look at him.! Aragorn: They're on there own mission, to destroy the ring. Legolas: Well duh!! That's what we're all here to do Gimili: Shut up Lad!!! You'll hurt his feelings again. Aragorn: He didn't hurt my feelings, I just had something in my eye. I've told you that over and over so far. How many times do I have to say that? Legolas: I'm sorry, Aragorn. Gimili: No your not, just face it Aragorn, your too sensitive for you job discription. Legolas: Well, no one said that you were perfect either. Look at you. Aragorn: Oh just Shut up both of you, there is too much negativity in the atmosphere already, you don't need to add any more. Legolas-Gimili: SHUT UP!!!! Aragorn: NO, I'm sick and tired of it. Let's just go and help Pippin and Merry. Legolas: Why, what's so special about them. Gimili: Lets just go and get this over with Aragorn: Ya, let's go hunt some orc! |
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