A Jog Through Darkness

[Lephanon]

Mwahahaha!!! Yes! It is true!!! I am creating another story from my head.

Don't worry I'm not copying the story "A Walk Through Darkness" (or my other story "A Run Through Darkness")
I just though it would be funny to sortof have the same title but it will be totally different. At first I thought that if I was in darkness I would run for my life, man because of all the creepy things out there! But then I got to thinking, "It would be hard to see where I was going." So I decided a nice jog would be nice. Not too fast and not too slow. Just the right pace.


Tee Hee again
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A Jog Through Darkness
Rated: umm.... PG-13 for......stuff. (don't worry, be happy)

Chapter 1

This is the story. The very brave story. Of a cow. Named Bessy. Bessy never liked her life, not one bit. Never liked the milking, the mooing, or the grass. I know you're asking yourself now: "Isn't that what cows do?"
Well, yes. And no. You see, Bessy was no ordinary cow. She didn't quite fit the job description when it came to being one. She was rather skinny for a cow. Not at all a big heifer. Nor did she like grass. Instead, she preferred the taste of nice fresh clover- or Tulips from old Mrs. O'Leary's garden. And as for the mooing- please. She was above that. All that mooing during the day does nothing. Of course, Bessy will moo if there is a reason, a very good reason. But other than that, she would never moo just to moo.

So what was this cow's problem? Was it the fact that she was lonely? Or was it something else? Some people thought she wasn't right in the head. They even talked to Mrs. O'Leary about it, saying that maybe she should take old Bessy to the vet. But, no. Mrs. O'Leary simply thought a cow will be a cow, even if that means not being a cow once in awhile. Even SHE needed a little something different in her life sometimes.

But what was the REAL reason that Bessy was so strange? Well, simply put, she was an unusual cow with a usual name. That's all there is to it. But perhaps there is something that lays deep in the shadows of Bessy's mind. A dark, silent shadow, that is now just starting to come out. A sort of demon side to her that is starting to take over. Perhaps it is and perhaps it isn't. But whatever it is, it is starting to take effect right at this exact minute.

It took over her mind, controlled it. Nevermore would she be a cow. Nevermore would she be quiet little Bessy. For now............she was a DEMON COW!!!
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Well, that is all folks.
And we are closing up. This is A Jog Through Darkness
...to be continued...

[Aman]

so where does the 'jog through darkness' come in so far its really funny

[Lephanon]

Welcome back to A Jog Through Darkness

Bessy has just become a demon cow. Let us see how she adjusts to her new self.

Chapter 1

Bessy the cow *ahem*. Start over. Bessy the DEMON cow was beginning to like her new self. She thought of herself as a higher, better, more powerful being than just the old Bessy the cow. Now she had the intelligence to match Einstein and the wits to match the demon goat. Mwahahaha.

Of course, being a demon cow has its setbacks. You usually don't have any other friends unless they are also demons. But Bessy didn't have friends anyways. You also are feared very much when you are a demon cow. But people didn't like her anyways. So to tell the truth, there was really nothing bad about being Bessy the demon cow. So now is the question..... What will she do now that she is a demon cow?

She needed a plan and she needed it fast. Not much ever happened where she lived, which was the good old town of Chicago, Illinois. But, then again, maybe it was best that way. After all, if nothing ever happens, then something usually happens later. So what would happen? Maybe that would be her mission: to make something happen in this old town that will make it come alive and spark. Something drastic. Something hot off the press that will make everything else seem boring. Something that will be sung about in years to come. And yet: something that remains a mystery as to how it started.

But what would it be? What could Bessy the demon cow do that would do all those things? She would need to think of something and think of it fast.
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Meanwhile...
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"Houston, we have a problem!"

Houston, Texas was immediately informed of the demon cow by their Demon Detector. (also known as D.D.) Houston had gotten the Demon Detector after The Incident of the Demon Goat. So now they had a lead on the demon cow, and she wouldn't get away with it, what ever she was planning.

Moments later the FBI were sent out, right before the CIA. Of course, the DDT (aka: Demon Destroyer Team) were already on the case. They were a new team of people especially trained for cases such as this. After the demon goat died, he swore there would be other demons like him, although not specifically goats. Now the earth was doomed to have demon animals roaming the world forever and it was up to Houston and the DDT to stop them. Therefore, extreme training and high technology was created to keep these demons under control. But now, this being the second case of a demon being on earth, how well would this be handled, and what would this demon cow do?
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Bessy the demon cow had a plan. Yes, a very evil plan. And she created it in world record time for creating an evil plan: 3 minutes. Of course, there were still some things to be adjusted and things added on. But she had the rough draft of her plan made in her head. Oh yes. And it was very good indeed. Mwahahaha.

But there was just one itty bitty little problem. The DDT and CIA and FBI were on her tail. Soon they would have her arrested and maybe even killed. How could she go through with her evil plan if they were interfering? The only way would be to get rid of them....but how? She couldn't destroy them, but she could evade them. Where ever she would go, then they would follow. So she could go somewhere they couldn't go... a place where they didn't exist: the past.

Yes! It was perfect! She instantly began designing a time machine to take her into the past and away from these pesky people. She would go to a time when they would not be looking for her- a time when Chicago was just a smaller town. A time when demon things were unheard of. Yes. This was the masterplan. And it was all hers. Mwahahahaha

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Thank you for watching A Jog Through Darkness
Tune in next time to see what happens to Bessy the Demon Cow

To be Continued.........