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Post by Iluvatar on Mar 15, 2004 23:04:08 GMT -5
Welcome to the joke corner!Come, grab a cup of coffee! And listen to the verious entertainers. You can tell any joke you know as long as it is "clean", I have no problem with it! (coz this is suppost to be a family site )
So please grab a good chair and relax as you laugh your butt off!!! Now all we need is good joke!!!
(Blond jokes permitted but please keep them clean)
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Post by Luthien on Mar 16, 2004 7:47:39 GMT -5
One day, In the middle of the desert, a blonde was in a canoe rowing. A jeep, with a blonde driving, pulls up beside her. She say," You know, it's blondes like you that make us look bad!" The blonde in the canoe replies," Well, If I knew how to swim, I would show you who's stupid!"
(That was kinda stupid, but I guess it works.)
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Post by Iluvatar on Mar 16, 2004 22:03:08 GMT -5
There was these 3 guys 2 of them walked into a bar the 3rd one ducked!
Mwahaha
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Post by Luthien on Mar 18, 2004 21:24:18 GMT -5
That's funny
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Post by Findecano on Mar 18, 2004 23:36:52 GMT -5
there was a blond, a bernette and a red head. And they decided to have a race to see who could swim the fastest. The three decided to swim across a lake using only the breast stroke.
They dove in the water. after a few minutes the red head got out of the water followed shortly by the burnette(hey, i gotta thing for red heads, gimme a break.)
the two waited for hours until finaly the blond climbed out of the water, explaining herself simply."you two cheated, you were using your arms.
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Post by Iluvatar on Mar 19, 2004 18:29:36 GMT -5
lol!!!! ...... im a red head!!! lol
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Post by Elandra on Mar 20, 2004 11:36:20 GMT -5
OKay, I'm not too good at these, but here goes:
Why are hobbits so lowsy at wrestling? They're always trying to destroy the ring!
*EvIl LaUgHtEr* Muahahahaha
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Post by Iluvatar on Mar 20, 2004 11:38:53 GMT -5
TE HEHEHEHEHEEHE ;D You are too good at this! Have a cup of Java and relax a bit!
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Post by Elandra on Mar 20, 2004 13:56:22 GMT -5
Okay... hmmm... This is actually thought up by me, so it might not be too funny...
Q: Why do hobbits have hairy feet? A: Their prescription of Nad's ran out!
*eViL lAuGhTeR* Muahahahahah *sits down and sips coffe*
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Post by Luthien on Mar 21, 2004 15:30:09 GMT -5
those were pretty good.
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Post by Elandra on Mar 21, 2004 15:41:35 GMT -5
This one's from Greenbooks
There was an archery contest in Lothlorien and all the great archers were there. The 1st one comes up and fires his arrow right in the apple on top of an elf head and says: -I'm Legolas!!!
The 2nd one comes and fires his arrow...he splits the 1st arrow in half and says: -I'm Thranduil
Another comes and shoots the elf under the apple and says: -I'm...sorry!!!
And everybody's laughing....
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Post by Luthien on Mar 21, 2004 15:56:53 GMT -5
OUCH I bet that would hurt.
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Post by Elandra on Mar 21, 2004 15:58:33 GMT -5
Oh, this one is good!
Q: What would Legolas be called if he lost a leg in battle? A: Lasoleg (say it: less-a-leg)
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Post by Luthien on Mar 21, 2004 17:58:57 GMT -5
I'll try one:
Here's a dirty joke Aragorn falling in the mud Here's a clean joke Legolas falling in the mud
Okay I guess that was pretty lame, but you know it always seems that Legolas is always clean and Aragorn is always filthy.
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Post by valaraukar on Mar 21, 2004 20:57:55 GMT -5
hehe that was funny Arwen and luthien!! Q: what do you call a brunette between to blondes? A: an interpreter
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