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Post by Elandra on Mar 20, 2004 13:30:15 GMT -5
You have entered the realm of B.O.R.O.M.I.R.Bodyguards Owing to the Royal Oath of Maiming all In the Room holding arrows This is a secret society founded by Queen Arwen Evenstar and her fellow elves and gondorians. Using elven magic, Arwen and her fellow Bodyguards have succeded in the most secret operation of them all: In Resurecting the Captain Of Gondor! Although Our poor innocent Captain is overcoming the distressing state of Death, he is yet unable to resume his tasks and is there for held here, in the innerst of the inner circle and this information is extremly classified! Not even King Aragorn is let in on this secret. The Bodyguards are a sisterhood dedicating their lives into aiding the poor innocent Captain in overcoming the peculiar state of death and spend most of their days massging life into him. If you would like to join the Bodyguards of Boromir, post here!
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Post by Luthien on Mar 28, 2004 13:40:26 GMT -5
I would like to join, this ought to be really good.
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Post by Elandra on Mar 28, 2004 14:14:57 GMT -5
Not entirely sure how i should take that... ;D
"Welcome to our secret society, sister in arms! You are just in time to assist in giving our captain a back rub!", Arwen says and hands the elf a lotion made by the dwarves. "You can do the honors," she says and smiles.
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Post by Luthien on Mar 28, 2004 14:22:31 GMT -5
I don't want to know what you're thinking, but okay.
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Post by Elandra on Mar 28, 2004 15:41:25 GMT -5
Oh take your mind out of the gutter, mother! Massages are meant to help with the recovery! After all, the D word is a horrible illness to cure!
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Post by Luthien on Mar 28, 2004 15:52:00 GMT -5
Yes, Yes, My apologies. I'll do as I'm recommended to do. I'll massage him as much, long as it takes.
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Post by Elandra on Mar 29, 2004 2:52:20 GMT -5
LOL! ;D
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Post by Aman on Jun 4, 2004 14:26:09 GMT -5
I'm not very good at the elven magic thing but i like to squish little orc! after all i am an ent!
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Post by Elandra on Oct 29, 2004 5:31:57 GMT -5
Our sisterhood welcomes your offer for guarding our sweet and innocent captain from the nasty little orcs that run about the Middle Earth. Come, join us, and I promise you may squish as many orcs as you can find!
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