Post by Lephanon on Jun 29, 2004 20:54:06 GMT -5
WHY THE EARTH IS ROUND
wait a minute.... is Middle Earth round?Hmmm... okay if it WAS round.
WHY MIDDLE EARTH IS ROUND (if it is round)
Once upon a time.... A big ball of fire came down and crashed into the music that the people were making when they were making the music for Eru. It was pretty and ROUND. (that's the keyword, ROUND) Anyways, the fire was pretty and made the music look pretty too. Because music isn't seen, but the fire added a pretty visual picture to go with the music. So Eru was like, "Dude, this ball of fire makes all this music be cool!" So the fire ball became his new best friend. And, of course, he ended up paying more attention to the fire ball than the music. But he heard the music, and all the stuff happened that happened when they played the music. So Eru said,"Hmmm..." Your music is prettyful, but the music that goes best with the fireball is you, and you and you and you." So these were his favorite people. And then he saw the ball and was like," You know, the earth I made is like the music, all flat. But when you came, you added spark and coolness, so I'm going to make it round like you." So Eru got up and announced to his creator peoples. "Change of plans!" He yelled at them. "I want you to plow down the earth and make it round instead." The people were shocked, but in the end the Eru created the earth just the way he liked it. And the fire ball remained at his side, being his ever trusted friend.
THE END
wait a minute.... is Middle Earth round?Hmmm... okay if it WAS round.
WHY MIDDLE EARTH IS ROUND (if it is round)
Once upon a time.... A big ball of fire came down and crashed into the music that the people were making when they were making the music for Eru. It was pretty and ROUND. (that's the keyword, ROUND) Anyways, the fire was pretty and made the music look pretty too. Because music isn't seen, but the fire added a pretty visual picture to go with the music. So Eru was like, "Dude, this ball of fire makes all this music be cool!" So the fire ball became his new best friend. And, of course, he ended up paying more attention to the fire ball than the music. But he heard the music, and all the stuff happened that happened when they played the music. So Eru said,"Hmmm..." Your music is prettyful, but the music that goes best with the fireball is you, and you and you and you." So these were his favorite people. And then he saw the ball and was like," You know, the earth I made is like the music, all flat. But when you came, you added spark and coolness, so I'm going to make it round like you." So Eru got up and announced to his creator peoples. "Change of plans!" He yelled at them. "I want you to plow down the earth and make it round instead." The people were shocked, but in the end the Eru created the earth just the way he liked it. And the fire ball remained at his side, being his ever trusted friend.
THE END
